30 Kisses (2x6x2)
--Wada Calcium CD3
Archive: Hell yes. Just tell me, so I know.
Pair: 2x6x2
Warning: attempt at humor, nasty pill kiss
Note: Written for the 30 Kisses community on lj, theme #28 "Wada Calcium CD3." I know. Don't ask me where THAT theme came from...
"Are those calcium pills?"
Zechs looked over at Duo, who wore a frown as he watched him pull out a bottle from his pocket. The older man shrugged.
Duo inched closer, squinting at the bottle. It was written in Japanese, but he was fluent and it was obvious what it read. "Wada Calcium CD3? What the hell is that?"
Zechs smirked. "Calcium pills," he said, as if it were obvious.
Duo's head tilted to the side. "Why do you need calcium pills?"
Zechs shrugged again, and didn't answer.
Duo moved on him, stealing the bottle out of his hands with all the expertise of a longtime thief. He shook it, noted it had quite a lot of pills in it yet, and then opened the cap to take one. It was a small white pill and pretty plain. He sniffed it and noted it smelled like chalk.
"You're gonna put one of these in your mouth?" Duo was skeptical.
"Sure."
Duo narrowed his eyes at Zechs. "Well? Why're you takin' these things?"
"Maybe I need strong bones," Zechs said in a low voice, moving on in him the way a predator encircles his meal before he eats it. He carefully took the bottle back and stole the calcium pill before Duo decided to do something dangerous with it.
"You already have strong bones," Duo pointed out, squeezing his arms a little too... seductively.
Zechs snorted, and pocketed the bottle. He raised the pill to Duo's lips and said, "You can never have bones that are too strong."
Duo laughed under his breath and took the pill into his mouth around Zechs' fingers. He was starting to play dirty when his face screwed up in utter disgust and he swallowed it down. He spat several times, wiping at his tongue as he glared at Zechs. "That was disgusting!"
Zechs pecked him on the cheek and walked away, his voice carrying back to Duo with the suspicious sounds of amusement. "Heero liked them," he said.
Duo's face was still screwed up and he spat again. He made for the kitchens and muttered, "Heero would."
--Fini